What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 02:39

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.